not all those who wander are lost

when you get what you want but not what you need

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

(via pizza)

hi:

don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others

(via awkwardvagina)

live-life-animated:

saltandpuff:

OK SO I WAS LOOKING AT THIS GIF FROM WRECK IT RALPH

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And I could have sworn that one of the frames of animation was Turbo looking me dead in the face and giving a thumbs up.

So I stuck it in flash and went through it frame-by-frame and sure enough

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TURBO IS THE SCARIEST FUCKING DISNEY VILLAIN EVER DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE.

(via pureironimpala)

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via circumcising)

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(via hotboyproblems)

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(via pizza)

foodchewer:

foodchewer:

my mom is getting a framed selfie of her favorite son this year 

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(via refridgerator)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

(via hotboyproblems)

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(via pizza)

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

(via hotboyproblems)

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