•not funny ok•

floorfood:

i’d be so pretty if i wasn’t ugly

(via borinq)

dorasfedora:

And The Lord said “trust thou hips, they do lot lie”

(via coolblogr)

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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(via pureironimpala)

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via tipslip)

meanplastic:

hey can you please…”

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(via hotboyproblems)

"what the fffffffffffffffheck"

me trying to be more family friendly (via farrokh-mercury)

(via pureironimpala)

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